The Morning Of My First Day Of Holiday

Tea tea tea tea tea is it a coffee day? It’s a coffee day.

A Very Unhappy catI HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE AND YOU WANT FUSS NOW?!

Nice Autumn leaves.

Tea tea tea tea tea

*briefly checks work email*

I am so glad that fence is getting replaced, it’s seriously falling to pieces. All over the living room. Yay.

*sees work trashfire and nopes out*

PHP updates? How do I even PHP?

WHY CAN I NEVER FIND A BUCKET WHEN I NEED ONE

*Googles: How to kill bamboo*

Oh god the cat flap fitter is coming too I forgot…

*Googles: How to clean media library*

“Please could you make some small changes to a file? They shouldn’t take you long.”

*despairing laughter*

Tea tea tea tea CAKE

*Checks in on Twitter*

*Googles: Apocalyptic stockpile*

Cake cake CAKE CAKE

“I’m not that scary! See, I have treats…”

*Googles: DC Superheroes*

“No, I think that’s enough treats.”

*Googles: Marvel Superheroes*

“Look, do you WANT to look like a small black furry pumpkin?”

*Googles: newt habitat*

Tea tea tea ok more coffee CAKE

 

And it’s not even lunchtime…