Tea tea tea tea tea is it a coffee day? It’s a coffee day.
I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE AND YOU WANT FUSS NOW?!
Nice Autumn leaves.
Tea tea tea tea tea
*briefly checks work email*
I am so glad that fence is getting replaced, it’s seriously falling to pieces. All over the living room. Yay.
*sees work trashfire and nopes out*
PHP updates? How do I even PHP?
WHY CAN I NEVER FIND A BUCKET WHEN I NEED ONE
*Googles: How to kill bamboo*
Oh god the cat flap fitter is coming too I forgot…
*Googles: How to clean media library*
“Please could you make some small changes to a file? They shouldn’t take you long.”
Tea tea tea tea CAKE
*Checks in on Twitter*
*Googles: Apocalyptic stockpile*
Cake cake CAKE CAKE
“I’m not that scary! See, I have treats…”
*Googles: DC Superheroes*
“No, I think that’s enough treats.”
*Googles: Marvel Superheroes*
“Look, do you WANT to look like a small black furry pumpkin?”
*Googles: newt habitat*
Tea tea tea ok more coffee CAKE
And it’s not even lunchtime…