Random Norwegian Thoughts

Bein is “bone” and “leg”. How do you know what you broke?!

“Ikke” being added to make anything a negative. It’s such a fun word.

I love that “bart” is moustache, because I think of it as the French transport network. Not what you want on your face.

If “jern” is an iron, how is “rivjern” a grater…?

Fours. It’s the bloody fours that keep getting me!

“Jeg legger meg” – it’s translating it as “I go to bed” but I’m much preferring “I lay me down to sleep” because it’s a sorely under-used phrase.

The multitude of English words, pronounced in a uniquely Norwegian way: blind-date is probably my favourite so far!

The app was very insistent that I know how to say “hospital”, “sorry”, “soup”, “I am allergic to peanuts” and “umbrella”. I don’t really understand what it’s using for those choices, but I hope it thinks I’m ok…

I’m enjoying the imagery I’m using to remember some of the words: “korke trekker” is definitely someone climbing a wine bottle.

And for some WHAT THE HELL, NORWEGIAN? “Appelsinjuice.” It’s fucking orange juice. They even have a word for orange (“oransje”)!! And apparently that doesn’t apply to juice?

On the plus side: I’ve managed ten minutes (and often more) for the past month! I’m slowly getting there; I’m starting to learn phrases and be able to put more sentences together, and one of my aims for the next month is to start using more Norwegian in everyday life – which also has the bonus of making my partner speak it more, too.

Now: jeg lager og drikker kaffe, because I think I need it after so many words!

(Ps. I’m using an app called Drops, which has been great so far!)

Author: kate

Kate Coe is an editor, book reviewer and writer of fiction & fantasy. She writes the sparkpunk GreenSky series and blogs at writingandcoe.co.uk. When she's not working, she fills her spare time in between writing with web design, gaming, geeky cross-stitch and DIY (which may or may not involve destroying things). She also reads far fewer books that she would like to, but possibly more than she really has time for.